Comments for One Word Surveys

Comment on Soda or Pop? by c

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:37:40 +0000

if your from philadelphia it depends what part you’re from (north, south, east, west) whether you say soda, pop, or soda-pop.

Comment on Toliet Paper? by Survey Master

Survey Master — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:17:30 +0000

For me, it really depends on whether it’s One-Ply or Two. Two-Ply is folded, One-Ply is crumpled.

Comment on Cougar or Milf? by Your mother

Your mother — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:06:39 +0000

if it was “settling down” for the night, you were doing it wrong…

Comment on Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life? by Your mother

Your mother — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:59:45 +0000

begs the question, if said man DOES drown in the fountain of eternal life, does he “pass out” and spontaneously revive? or is he an unkillable “zombie”?? if he IS a “zombie”, we know this condition is from an acquired, mutated virus that affects the brain stem, not a mystical liquid. does said liquid contain the plasmid that would mutate the DNA in dead cells, or is the “blessing” from an omnipotent being (working off the assumption that this given fountain was created by an all powerful being by design) also work as a damnation for those who would attempt to reanimate life that has been extinguished? If so, the fact that an alive person seeking said fountain would be committing the sins of vanity and greed, whereas a person seeking to restore life to one gone, would be committing and act of generosity. why would this action be damnable?… unless the corpse was decomposed, in which case that would be torture… the mind boggles…

Comment on Peanut Butter? by Survey Master

Survey Master — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:27:10 +0000

I do….crunchy

Comment on Peanut Butter? by Your mother

Your mother — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:25:25 +0000

gotta have the same kinda peanut butter like your “love”… the CREAMY KIND!!!!

Comment on Cougar or Milf? by admin

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:24:39 +0000

You’re mom settled down with me. At least for a night

Comment on Men, When using the urinal, which way do you look? by admin

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:24:15 +0000

There’s so many ways to respond to that. There’s “You would know all about laying pipe wouldn’t you?” Or there’s always, “I’ll show you depth of pipe.”

Comment on Cougar or Milf? by Your mother

Your mother — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:22:46 +0000

a milf has the baggage of kids. a cougar tends to be more confident, independant and accomplished, cuz she never settled down. she just got older.

Comment on Single Named Celebrity? by admin

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:22:00 +0000

We don’t speak Italian here.